Sister Mary Blumenthal, upon her unsubstantiated confession to the Order's Mother Superior that she had become a Godless crack whore after being abducted by a splinter group of rogue Jesuit Priests and forced into a life of drugs and prostitution from their monastery on the Lower East Side, was placed on six months of "Conditional Forgiveness" and a "No Trespass" order from the monastery. She was unavailable for comment.
