Buttock and leg pain? Though small in size, the piriformis could have a big impact on keeping the human movement system moving smoothly. Addressing an overactive piriformis may be part of the solution.
DIY Audrey Hepburn inspired cape --- very easy directions (although I would make the buttons false and hide snaps underneath to make it even easier (and not have to finish the buttonholes). Only sewing would be edging.