Halloween done right.
this is why penguins are my favorite animals <3
16 Kids Doing Stuff For The First Time
best gf ever
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me
Anyone else think of Jackie and Derek from falling in reverse? No... Just me? Okay....
The lights in my house were flickering and my dad said, "What's draining the lights?" And I said, "It's me, I'm getting stronger," then the lights went out. My dad is a bit scared of me now.
Some kid called me gay and I said, "I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on." Best come back ever.:
Omg what the deck. Im laughing so hard i cant even type
Sounds like something I would say XD