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When I shut my mouth and turn to walk away it doesn't mean you've won It simply means your stupid ass isn't worth any more OF MY TIME

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Pain makes you stronger. Years make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap. So drink on and be merry!

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If you ever see me running its probably a sign that the zombie apocalypse has begun. Haha lol I would wear this shirt if I had it

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Get stupid like a squirrel. Get stupid like a squirrel. I don't know where I left my nut. Oh yeah, Get stupid like a squirrel. I don't know where I left my nut. (Sylvie's song about squirrels).

so true

On helping.if you can't help, at least don't hurt them. "Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them.

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