Samara Anderson
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This is what my husband thinks is actually going through my head all the time! It is only going on occasionally!

Sounds familiar

A little potty humor!I just sprayed fruit scented Febreeze in my bathroom. Now it smells like shitrus.

I don't use it for that.

Seriously, you need to text me. The only person I answer the phone for is my mother because that woman refuses to learn how to text. Me.

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like ... move over Beyonce. Mama's back.

When you haven't worn makeup in a week and you put mascara on and you're like . move over Beyonce. Mama's back. Totally how I feel when I go to work one day a week!

Lol

Hhaha, I always say so sympathetically to my kids when they're whining, "Oooh what's that? I can't hear what you're saying through the whining.* Works every time!