Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

I'm not a complete idiot. Some bits are missing

Stewart Island. Where men are men and fish are nervous

Stewart Island. Where men are men and beer is nervous

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day, teach a man to fish and you'll get rid of him every weekend.

Plain Stewart Island map pocket print

Crap shag and keen to prove it

I can only please one person per day. Today's not your day. And tomorrow's not looking good either.

If found Please return to the bar and place in upright position

You look like I need a drink

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