Dieter Friedrich Uchtdorf (born 6 November is a German aviator, airline executive and religious leader. He currently serves as the Second Counselor in the First Presidency of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church).
“I've heard that men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the [crud] out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.” Jill Shalvis. While this isn't my motto, it certainly helped me through high school!