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DOUGLAS: Not come across The Travelling Lemon, Martin, in all your ‘professional experience’? Well, Player One strolls through a full passenger cabin, chatting to the adoring public of this or that topic of interest and, as he goes, he casually secretes – somewhere where it can still be clearly seen – a lemon, or other citrus fruit as mutually agreed by the players and referees before match play commences, but I’m a traditionalist and favour a lemon.

"How many have you had now?" "Seven. And we have got a hundred each to get through" "It was a mistake, Arthur, not a challenge." (Ipswich)

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Hard to reconcile in my head that a numpty like Martin Crieff is played by the sexy Benedict Cumberbatch. LOL