A witty look at why no one will hire you. In a nutshell: "With each resume and cover letter, you focus on your own achievements and give little mind to how you can assist the company with its current and future challenges." Some great tips here for how to write a job application from the employer's perspective.
Don't tread on me. Instead, tread on: the poor, the unemployed, the uninsured, the gays, the muslims, the hispanics, the lower/working classes, the liberals and progressives, basically, everybody but us, because we're rich and white.