That awkward moment between birth and death lmao
I miss that middle-aged woman who walked around and picked up my clothes and cooked and stuff.
Our generation will be the weirdest grandparents...
Told a girl she was cute as a button. Gotta stop taking flirting lessons from my grandma.
Nurse: are you sexually active? Mom: well? Me: did you know It takes about 142.18 licks to reach the center of a Tootsie pop.
Florida: The Australia of America… - like that analogy lol! Australia so bad ass it's the only available reference for what's goin' on here! I've seen wild crocodiles in person before... yeah when I was 7 years old lol!
Tru dat! I want to do that to someone everyday!
Not bad but still good
lol I would do that!!!!!