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When my twin sisters are being especially bitchy, I like to remind them that one of them was unplanned

When my twin sisters are being especially bitchy, I like to remind them that one of them was unplanned

Stopped by the house I grew up in and asked the owners if I could look around. They said "no" and slammed the door in my face  My parents can be fucking rude

Stopped by the house I grew up in and asked the owners if I could look around. They said "no" and slammed the door in my face My parents can be fucking rude

I thought it was gonna be all, ".... but none of them can explain how much I love you" but this is WAY better!!

I thought it was gonna be all, ".... but none of them can explain how much I love you" but this is WAY better!!

I just yawned in front of my co-worker. She didn't yawn back. According to Google she's a psychopath...

I just yawned in front of my co-worker. She didn't yawn back. According to Google she's a psychopath...

"The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + 4?" and I yelled back "IT'S 31" and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""

"The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + 4?" and I yelled back "IT'S 31" and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""