Oh My Freaking Stars!: Precious Things
Touch my cake and I will cut you. Seriously, I will.
My teacher said if I don't study I won't get a good job and I'll have to be a stripper. Can you believe that?? She thinks I'm pretty enough to be a stripper!!
Somewhere at Amazon
You have a really nice ass…too bad it's on your shoulders
Santa: The ultimate introvert. And he doesn't even like to be seen when he comes to visit!