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Gnomes Kitchener Stitch Tag

The only way it could be worse is if you made it into a cuckoo clock, with a gnome popping out every 15 minutes to, one imagines, polka music.

Oh, dear God, evidently there's been a coup, and the head of the dismembered ruler is in my garden. I especially like the look of consternation on his face.

Of, dear Lord! I'm hoping the baker is a really poor speller, and NOT than someone has chosen to celebrate their colonoscopy with cake, especially cake that looks like dooty.