Not to mention her glass slippers don't make good soccer shoes Why isn't Cinderella good at soccer? and she keeps running away from the ball! Because her coach is a pumpkin . image tagged in memes,bad pun dog,cinderella,running away from the
But seriously, Christians take their religion and the Bible like they can just take sections out and be selective about it, like "HEY, I'm going to throw scripture at you verbatim, but I'll ignore the stuff that contradicts what I WANT to believe about"