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Excuse me, m'am. Can I buy your baby? I'm one of those traffickers you hear so much about.

Hey you kids! Cut that dangerous activity out! KINDERGARTEN BANS TOUCHING AT RECESS.

Watch as School Becomes a Prison! (for the "safety of the children," naturally).

"Oh my God -- what if there are children near the school AND unscreened adults?" WE MUST STOP THIS KIND OF THINKING!!