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U take Vicodin, Neurontin, Metoprolol, Lipitor, Insulin, Xanax and Nitro, but you don't have a medical hx, correct?

Nurse: "Any medical problems you've been diagnosed with? " Patient: "no" Nurse: "So you don't take any medicines every day?" Patient: "Oh yeah! I gotta whole bag full of medicine I take every day" Happens at least once a day, but usually many times though

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"I keep catching myself discussing various bodily functions at the dinner table, forgetting that this grosses out non-nurses." Confessions of a Nurse

Hahahaha love love this! Hilarious

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I guess I'm a real man! But I believe it's supposed to say "smart" men marry nurses. Or "hypochondriacs" marry nurses.

Love it! This will apply eventually! Lol

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Love it! This will apply eventually! Lol Jeremiah is a real man!

It's just not the same! Seen this too many times at work!

I think it's hilarious when my patients tell me this and I see tattoos. You hate needles? Because with a tattoo you get poked thousands of times, I'm only gonna do it once. LOL the more tattoos, the harder they fall

Nursing Home Humor | ... Donnell's Bletherings and Haverings from Scotland: Nursing Humour

This goes for anyone in the medical field. The hard work and dedication that goes into health care and medical services makes me thankful that I get to be a part of it! Love it!

yeah we have to do it non stop with no breaks not this few days a year stuff , stop fussin'

Truth hurts but in the case of the funny nurse quotes listed here, it reminds nurses that their entire career can be as exciting as Forrest Gump’s box of

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This is my are you freaking serious move.I do this and count to 10 to keep from calling people out.

Nursing eCard--there should be an "I save lives" discount...everywhere. Cause after all...we save lives. So true

seriously, teachers get so many more discounts and we save lives.

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