Questionable Content has been running five days a week, week in, week out, since 2003. There's probably a lot to catch up on so if you don't have the time I'll just say this - it's rad, it has gread Indie Music references and laugh-out-loud jokes. READ IT NOW.
...Half of this is terrible advice. Chainsaws? No, that requires gas and they get jammed. Small knives? No, you want a machete for combat. Sniper rifle? Sure, that's fine, if you are trained to use one. Battery-powered radio? No, no, no. Wind-up radio. Come on, now.