The Trump Number of Days Without Embarassment -- Stuck On Zero Forever!! (Could virtually be changed to even Hours without a change, though I guess, despite his all-hours Twitter rants, he still sleeps sometime?).
There's no facts to back this up. My dad actually went to school with Barack, and I know for a fact that he still has his bar license. How do I know this? Because Harvard keeps a record of up-to-date Bar licenses. His is on the same list as my dad's. Don't spread misinformation for your own nefarious purposes.