(FC: unknown) Hey, I'm Sherlock and you're bathroom has a clogged toilet. I am 18 and I can deduce everything about you. I'm a high-functioning sociopath, so I find you very boring, and probably won't talk to you. I drown out the world with my music. If you have a case for me, I can probably solve it without leaving my flat. I'm british, and looking for a partner since my lover I mean friend John Watson left me for his extremely boring wife Mary.