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When someone says 'I forgot to eat', I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating.

~ I hate that moment when you're tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed, your body is like, ' Just Kidding.'

Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.--- That often does it for me!

from Babble

Sunday Funnies: 21 Hilarious Beauty-Themed E-Cards

Haha that's exactly the reason I look like I just rolled out of bed when I get to work (without my coffee (gasp))... Because I did just roll out of bed... This is exactly my real life reality every morning.

"I would literally dislocate both of my shoulders in attempt to get all of the groceries in the house in one trip."

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Morning coffee (39 photos)

haha...except that's not an option for good teachers! We must be productive or be eaten alive by the little ones!