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Have a seat, girl. It must be exhausting trying to keep up appearances all the time.

Have a seat, girl. It must be exhausting trying to keep up appearances all the time.

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Asking me if I'm hungry is like asking me if I want money. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com

Lmao now I just want everyone to shut the fuck up #stopbitching #noonecares

Lmao now I just want everyone to shut the fuck up #stopbitching #noonecares

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

"whenever I lock up my car, I always press the button twice in a row to let nearby thieves know I mean business"

I save my carbs for wine.  It's called having proprieties! #Etchingx #wine #humor

I save my carbs for wine. It's called having proprieties! #Etchingx #wine #humor

Lmao...kiss my ass cuz you can't compete on even the most basic level #psycho #cuntessa

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Lmao...kiss my ass cuz you can't compete on even the most basic level #psycho #cuntessa