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ME BUT WHEN I DO REALIZE IM HOME ALONE I START SINGING BC I AM ALWAYS TOO EMBARRASSED TO SING WHEN THEY ARE HOME SO I CLOSE ALL THECURRAINS AND DANCE HORRIBLY AND SING AND IT FEELS SO GOOD TRY IT OMG ITS AMAZING

mine makes me think of my bday when me and 3 friends slept on my trampoline & they kept screaming bc it was dark & EVERYTIME they'd do that, I'd like smack them & say shh old lady sleeping bc my neighbors were probably asleep / tragic attempt of a storytime brought to you by zoey :)

Scorpio: Angry drunk? Am not.. *Looks over at the whole in the wall made when drunk.* About that.. The wall looked at me funny.