Then I'd be right there after e breaks up with her like "you dumped a girl cause she didn't like books? Nice, I'd do the same. Name's Zephyr. I work as the junior helper. I got loads of books on the back that you can borrow" cause IM DAMN SMOOTH LIKE DAT
Ok, this is mean. My husband likes to refer to these types of sandwiches as "sloppy sandwiches" because I slop a pile of lunch meat on the bread with a pile of mayo in the middle or to one side only. He's lucky if he gets lettuce.