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Anyone we know ? A simple illustration , showing no balance, no fun no zest for life .

 Say what you mean; mean what you say.

Southern women know how to say what comes AFTER "no offense" without saying "no offense" first, so it's more of a surprise. MUCH more fun that way. (This is why I never say no offense)

I was going to be an artist, a librarian, and an English teacher. I also wanted to be Barbie.

Mostly because I wanted to be a mermaid.<<< i wanted to be a panda that lived in an invisible house on MARS>>> I wanted to be a mermaid who was also a fairy qnd had magical powers AND A PET UNICORN!

Geek is the New Chic - Guest Post for Beauty O'Holic by Lindsey A. Jones | The Stylista

Im in training to be a geek.and im crazy over a nerd :)

Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.

Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9

"What do you mean, my precious Yoda? They have passed!" -Good Witch of the North (Lord of the Rings)

"What do you mean, my precious Yoda? They have passed!" -Good Witch of the North (Lord of the Rings) The best way to piss everyone off

This is usually dead on for me! The best thing is to find out how to move forward anyhow.

Me: I'm actually happy right now. Life: LOL one sec. The best collection of quotes and sayings for every situation in life.

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