One day i want someone to look at me and say "thats her. She's the one." And not follow it with "who ate all the donuts "
"Instead of being mean and saying "youre dumped" give them a sock and watch the confusion on their face"
"If I had a dollar for every time I've heard Closer by The Chainsmokers, I just might be able to afford that Rover they keep talking about"
"My brother is a single father of 2.His daughter just had her first sleep over with her friends.One of them started their period and my brother freaked out and rushed them all to the hospital. "
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Do people who pay for therapy know they can eat frosting straight out of a container?