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Rottenecards - Your intelligence is like a rainy day in California... It doesn't come along very often.

When a woman says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and finish building my Death Star before we go.

Please, tell me more about how you came to our country and now want us to change our traditionsbecause theyoffend you.

Rottenecards - From the moment we met I had flashes of people chained up in your basement.

Don't piss me off then tell me to calm down, that's like shooting someone and telling them not to bleed.

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