and let me just add that even if your question isn't ALL THAT STUPID my answer may still be sarcastic Why? Because it's so freakin' fun to be me, that's why! Who am I you ask? Just some sarcastic bitch reading between the lines...on your face! Hahahahaha
At first I laughed at this, then I realized how it related to my chronic illness and how soon I should tell someone I'm dating about it, if at all...or how soon should I tell people wanting to be my friend? That made it more of true advice than of humor.