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My experience with online dating so far.

Had a new iPhone delivered to my new apartment. Found the FedEx box opened with this phone in its box. Told the new neighbor to watch out for thieves and that who stole it was a was her son

After my 3 week old son hadn't peed on me during diaper changes (yet), but suddenly projectile shits 2 1/2 feet all over me....

I guess I got lucky...

Job hunting sucks!

To Martin Shkreli saying that people will still need to buy the drug despite the ridiculous cost

It's a vicious cycle

That's the work of an America-hating obama.