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YOU KNOW YOU'RE SCREWED WHEN YOUR "BABIES" ARE OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR FATHER

Should you be practicing your instrument right now? A flowchart

This happens in the back of the brain of every musician. That's one reason it just seems like we're up in the clouds ...

**** Very comprehensive. But wait, there's more! NAZISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. (Cont. below)

**** Very comprehensive. But wait, there's more! NAZISM: You have two cows. The State takes both and shoots you. SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide. (Cont. below)

Trump. Republicans don't bother commenting. I will just delete the pin and repost after I block you!