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24.9k Likes, 155 Comments - Godly Dating 101 (@godlydating101) on Instagram: “And neither will his money or looks raise your children. Choose wisely.”

24.9k Likes, 155 Comments - Godly Dating 101 (@godlydating101) on Instagram: “And neither will his money or looks raise your children. Choose wisely.”

" Someone's Face  Belongs on the Cover of  " I Really Screwed Up This Time"  Magazine.  Of course, that would be pretty much be my face.  You see, sometimes you're right, and sometimes you're wrong. And this time I was more wrong than a vegetarian eating animal crackers. I do apologize. Profusely.  And if you could maybe, possiblky find it in your heart to forgive me, I'll promise to speak highly of you for weeks"    Printed in California

" Someone's Face Belongs on the Cover of " I Really Screwed Up This Time" Magazine. Of course, that would be pretty much be my face. You see, sometimes you're right, and sometimes you're wrong. And this time I was more wrong than a vegetarian eating animal crackers. I do apologize. Profusely. And if you could maybe, possiblky find it in your heart to forgive me, I'll promise to speak highly of you for weeks" Printed in California

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Card reads: "As the realities of infatuation would have it, I'm having a good deal of trouble hiding my passion for you. So my thought is, why fight it? This weekend let's make some time. We'll talk, laugh, rearrange the throw pillows. And then perhaps I'll lean over and blow on your neck with the gentleness of the finger vent on the ball return device at the bowling alley. Cause that sorta stuff usually leads to sex." Blank inside.    Printed in California.

Card reads: "As the realities of infatuation would have it, I'm having a good deal of trouble hiding my passion for you. So my thought is, why fight it? This weekend let's make some time. We'll talk, laugh, rearrange the throw pillows. And then perhaps I'll lean over and blow on your neck with the gentleness of the finger vent on the ball return device at the bowling alley. Cause that sorta stuff usually leads to sex." Blank inside. Printed in California.

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