opalescentdragon: lehrastar: bunnyfood: GET OFF THE COUNTER I ain’t tellin him, YOU tell him *holds spray bottle in a very shaky hand* OMG, hippano​ -Sebastian Moran walks into the kitchen and freezes.“Jiiiiiiiim…”James Moriarty pops up from around the (tiger-laiden) counter like an artfully disheveled meerkat.“Yeahhhh, he, uh… followed me home from the zoo.” He shrugs, both of them knowing full well that the tiger did not, in fact, follow Jim home from the zoo, as Jim h...

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