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The complaint department isnow closed. We can only assistone jerk per day andtoday is clearly not yourday. Take a numberand we will notify you when we givea shit!

Oh, you think I give a shit. How cute!

Sometimes I catch myself giving a shit at work!

I'm+glad+we+have+something in+common,+you+love+to+ talk+shit+about+me+ and+I+just+love+me!

I'm sorry. The "fuck you" line is full. Please wait in the "I don't give a shit" area till your number is called.

Yes, that's right. And the horse you rode in on.

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy,but the bible says love your enemy.

Ohhh! Look at the time! It's a quarter past I don't give a rat's ass!

I suffer from cruel and unusual employment.

Mood for the day: Fuck It Friday.