Okay, this is good advice whether you're a Bible-reader or not. I'm not now, but when I was, the Book of Ruth was my favorite. (Gotta say, though, I'd like to see such detailed instructions to young men telling them not be all those types of guy.)
I do believe pets are lovely and wonderful companions and can be considered as your "little babies" but this cracked me up. Bc it was me before the realization of motherhood and actually being a mommy.