The Trump Number of Days Without Embarassment -- Stuck On Zero Forever!! (Could be altered to even Hours without a change, though I guess, despite his all-hours Twitter rants, he still sleeps sometime?).
ORIGINAL QUOTE: by Lawrence Lessig. The image was created by someone on the interwebs that I haven't been able to identify. Found by Quora Upninja Stephanie Vardavas. Latest stats available on Open Secrets. via Upworthy