The hazards of trusting spell cheque. The first word processor was Electric Pencil in Spell checkers followed on personal computers around There are several variants of this. I first saw one on a Commodore 64 BBS in It remains painfully true, and funny.
Golfers Beware! Exactly why you should not stand under a tree in the rain. The lightning strike follows all the way along the roots . . . we've had a lot of lightning here in the past two weeks. Glad I wasn't hanging out under that tree at the bus stop!