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"Today I presented a seminar at the university and I started with "Hello". The audience replied with "It's me". I've never felt so comfortable speaking in public in my life."

from Cats In Care

NUTMEG THE CAT, 31-YEARS OLD CAT: The World Oldest Living cat

I thought this was going to be a cute 'the cat will commence cpr and save the baby's life' thing, but no. Instead I am greeted with a baby-eating cat.<< lol, same

"Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons"

from BuzzFeed

25 Pictures That Are Too Real If You're Slightly Obsessed With Christmas

Even if you have school or work: | 25 Pictures That Are Too Real If You're Slightly Obsessed With Christmas

First of all, this is totally me. My mom says I have cat feet. I walk around normal, and half the time people don't notice I just walked by. Also, the ghost part is a good writing prompt.