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I'm super lazy today! Which is like normal lazy, but I'm also wearing a cape.this is FUNNY!

I can help you with basic shit, but when you start bringing letters into it, fuck you!

Funny Tshirt of the Day: Dear Math I’m Not a Therapist Solve Your Own Problems T Shirt by Snorg Tees.

Moms are better.

She'd be "the Mom! and not only smarter than Dad . smarter than any of Dad's friends too!

although...we really are super on many levels if you think about it...

Stereotype

I'm so sick of this stereotype suggesting that all women wear superhero capes when they go to the toilet. *Emerson always picks the bathroom with the cape!

Anhedonia! What it looks like.

How I feel most days, i dont want to do things, things suck

I like this idea

Not lying when I say this. Tonight my husband and I went to Newks. Sat outside. I look over at him and a mosquito is sucking his left cheek. I tenderly with love slap his face. I say mosquito because it really was! I so thought of this quote!

Way to tell it like it is!

A Funny Mom Quotes --> truth. definitely okay to cry over spilled breastmilk

Parents vs. Grandparents

Parents vs. Grandparents

Bill Cosby’s harsh distinction between mothers and grandmothers. Bill Cosby’s harsh distinction between mothers and grandmothers. Bill Cosby’s harsh distinction between mothers and grandmothers.

Finally! Someone else agrees!

Grow: Inspire & Explore

It's either cold enough for uggs or warm enough for shorts. It cannot be both. AMEN THIS IS NOT CUTE! and tights doesn't make it okay either. you can't wear tights and shorts and uggs. stop it.

I just hate it when that happens

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.: Ha ha I love this! When this song came out this was my thought exactly! Such an odd song!

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