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so very true. We had a pizza cutter incident of this sort a couple of weeks ago. What do ya know, I found it, right where I told him to look!

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

I sent this to my best friend while he was at the beach, he texted me 10 minutes later just to inform me that a seagull shit on his head. I was one happy lady. Haha!!! (I didn't write that but I am keeping it cause it makes me laugh)

The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but sometimes the squeaky wheel needs to shut the hell up and realize there are 3 other wheels doing the exact same job without complaining. | Cry For Help Ecard