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Ecard of the Day | I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row! | From Someecards

Ecard of the Day | I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 5 years in a row! | From Someecards

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case,  who needs work as an excuse)

Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head. (Or in my case, who needs work as an excuse)

Hilarious Pictures of the day, 121 images. I Don't Know How To Act My Age. I Never Been This Age Before

Hilarious Pictures of the day, 121 images. I Don't Know How To Act My Age. I Never Been This Age Before

Don't worry; I'm not actually saying anything important. Up here. In the front of the room. Talking out loud. About your lesson. | Teacher Week Ecard

Don't worry; I'm not actually saying anything important. Up here. In the front of the room. Talking out loud. About your lesson. | Teacher Week Ecard

Not a fan of the language but heck yes to the message lol. #truth #Becauseparentingmatters

Not a fan of the language but heck yes to the message lol. #truth #Becauseparentingmatters

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

You believed that a " birthday" cake was brought to him and that's why you cheated? No, you cheated and got caught by him and needed an excuse. Why would he want to go back to a lake where " several " men have dropped their pole into " when he is the owner of his own clean fishing hole? Your husband is the one I feel sorry for. He'll catch on eventually because you haven't changed. Does he have any idea how you are still "on the hunt"?

Fed up with all the excuses, life is about choices, and actions speak for themselves. Deal with the consequences alright.

Fed up with all the excuses, life is about choices, and actions speak for themselves. Deal with the consequences alright.

This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. The kids don't really need to go to school, do they?! Haha

This is me every single morning. I turn into a teenager trying to come up with good excuses not to get out of bed. The kids don't really need to go to school, do they?! Haha

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