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I apparently do...but I must remember...that all the best people are. In conclusion that means I'm the 'best' then...right? HahahHAHAHHAHAH

may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and, that one day she will call me a bitch in front of holister ...hahahah im dying this is too good

may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half and, that one day she will call me a bitch in front of holister ...hahahah im dying this is too good

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This is a good daily affirmation. Easy to remember, too...mmmm...french fries...

Thou Shalt Not Tell a Lie. Unless Thou is Married

Thou Shalt Not Tell a Lie. Unless Thou is Married. #humor #marriage #laugh-lines.net