Too funny! This is your Birthday and to show I care, I wanted to get you something to wear…I wasn’t sure of your size, and money is tight, and buying the wrong thing just wouldn’t be right… So, I’m giving you something I know you can use; It’s almost as useful as a new pair of shoes. Now every time you sit to pee, I know that you will be thinking of me! So, use this gift to dry your tush, Then make a wish before you flush. I cannot stop laughing!
If you are looking for that last minute gift, this is quick,and easy. You can make a bunch at once, an give them at any holiday: birthdays, Christmas, Mothers or Father's Day, and don't forget valentines day! Give them as toys, or paint with shellac, and have some cute decorations. Hers a tip, though: only use two or three colors, otherwise, the colors run together to much. You don't want that.