"*cleans room* Vows to never let it get that messy again *1 week later* "Has anyone seen my bed""
Story of my goddamn life...
I have the memory of a dead gnat - LOL relatable
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Half asleep half talking to the eggs that were taking forever (not 20 mins thou) glad for the weekend off but with 2 kids without school still not off, working overnights messed up babies schedule who needs sleep neways, oh yeh me and the eggs that want to be cooked lol
I hate finding a cut or a bruise on my body like wtf? Shouldn't I have felt that? Was I there when it happened?