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Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

Dear Lord please forgive me for I am gonna sin like a motherfucker this weekend

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

Capitalization is the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

too many girls need to read this, and actually get the memo

too many girls need to read this, and actually get the memo

LOL omg this made me laugh so hard you probably heard me in your room

LOL omg this made me laugh so hard you probably heard me in your room

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