In the spirit of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck" zingers, here's a little list of real world apostate examples. It would be funny if it weren't so tragic and sickening to see how many wolves are getting so rich off the backs of sometimes foolish and desperate people.
Reading Things into Scripture: This is a very dangerous undertaking... In a word, they undertake to produce something special, to devise a faith of their own, without God’s Word, and to shape or form a special god for themselves, not as Scriptures pictures Him but according to their own notions. Martin Luther What Luther Says, p. 641