Easily offended people offend me. Just kidding, they make me laugh.
We will square up on bitch slaps real soon.
Special shout out to Denver.on this very special day.
I've lost my ability to give a damn. If found, no need to return it. Go ahead and keep it and see if it works for you.
Let me sugar coat that sarcastic quote
I had the most wonderful dream about you. You were screaming and on fire.
Careing and losing things
usually when i say "excuse me" i actually mean 'get the fuck out of my way". (Amazing how some people will just stand or come to a dead stop in places where they know other people are trying to walk through as well)