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And I will never forget this lesson..

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. Sounds like a quote by my best friend Nico: "Don't stick your dick in crazy".

Oh my..... boy do I know who I would say too!

Oh my..... boy do I know who I would say too!

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Here, hold my dignity.I've got some sketchy shit to do. You know you have thought about it at least once. Girl got fed up.

And then you have to deal with this shit: | 22 Tumblr Text Posts Absolutely Everyone Will Relate To

And then you have to deal with this shit:

Funny Workplace Ecard: Please make these idiots shut the fuck up before I lose my shit and burn this mother fucker to the ground.

SORRY for the language.but this clearly sums up how I'm feeling at work today!

this made me laugh way too hard!

But he'll do anything to make a person feel unafraid. He'll do anything to make a person laugh. But he can go from comic relief to psycho in seconds if someone crosses the line.

I whole heartedly agree. Everyone understands what "Fuck" means and i dont have to waste my time explaining myself to you

Studies have shown that intelligent people swear more than stupid motherfuckers.

But seriously....come on...if someone farts while I'm eating..I'm naturally done eating...let alone watching a bird shit on my car..then decide it's payback...it's a bird...not a chicken...wait a damn second.....!!!!

But seriously....come on...if someone farts while I'm eating..I'm naturally done eating...let alone watching a bird shit on my car..then decide it's payback...it's a bird...not a chicken...wait a damn second.....!!!!

30 Funny Pictures For Today #39

30 Funny Pictures For Today #39