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Life is too short for fake people, fake butter, fake cheese. They are all unhealthy for you. I like real butter, real cheese and real good people. FYI: My Absence Should Tell You I Have Canceled My Subscription To Your Issues!

Dear husband,  want to make me instantly fall in love with you...do this!  Sincerely, normally not mushy girl

Dear husband, want to make me instantly fall in love with you...do this! Sincerely, normally not mushy girl

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