I like to be equally surprised as everyone else as to what comes out my mouth. My tongue works faster than my brain sometimes. I'm even surprised when I sometimes tell someone to go fuck them self. Not so much because I said it, but who I said it to.
Pinterest Addiction: Husband: It's late dear. Should get your sleep. Wife: I'll be right there. 5 minutes. Husband: SNORING within 5 minutes. Wife: Just want to fix up my boards. Did something just SWITCH? It was the other way around for 35 YEARS. HaHa.