Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down.  That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Don't make me mad then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone then telling them to not bleed.

Ha! @Katie Hrubec Schmeltzer Schmeltzer Bonifas @ Danielle Barenberg

Ha! @Katie Hrubec Schmeltzer Schmeltzer Bonifas @ Danielle Barenberg

I don't think this will ever happen..but sounds good to me!

I don't think this will ever happen..but sounds good to me!

Breathe it all in. Love it all out. LAUGH.

Funny quotes via Lynne Knowlton !!

I'd like to say that's the last time I preach to the choir, but those who know me know better!

I'd like to say that's the last time I preach to the choir, but those who know me know better!

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

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