Guilty as charged especially if you are talking about hair, make up or manicures I just zone out!!

Guilty as charged especially if you are talking about hair, make up or manicures I just zone out!!

Just stay the fuck away from me, don't talk to me, don't look at me, keep my name out of your filthy mouth.

Just stay the fuck away from me, don't talk to me, don't look at me, keep my name out of your filthy mouth.

I hope my friends laugh (and ugly cry) at my funeral. God knows I've done my share of both with them before.

I hope my friends laugh (and ugly cry) at my funeral. God knows I've done my share of both with them before.

It's Time to Laugh! This quote about flat squirrels is hilarious. For more funnies, visit the blog.

It's Time to Laugh! This quote about flat squirrels is hilarious. For more funnies, visit the blog.

I love that moment when you're ready to go to sleep, then your brain goes, 'just kidding! Remember all this stuff you're stressing about?'

I love that moment when you're ready to go to sleep, then your brain goes, 'just kidding! Remember all this stuff you're stressing about?'

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