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I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

I often find myself contemplating if punching you in the face would be worth loosing my job. Most days the answer is yes.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

According to my Pinterest boards I should be a 300 lb alcoholic who really likes crafts.

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Cauliflower “Meat” Balls

Seriously..congrats on completing a weekday of being a functional human being, but your daily tasks really aren't exciting enough to warrant a Facebook status.

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head!  ROTFL!

Oh my goodness!!! I know people like this!!! Uh oh, what if they're reading this and thinking, "I know somebody like this!" and it's my face that popped up in their head! ROTFL!

I may not be a plumber but I recognize a load of crap when I hear one!  No seriously! Bahahahahahahahahaha

I may not be a plumber but I recognize a load of crap when I hear one! No seriously! Bahahahahahahahahaha

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

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